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Philip Newton ([personal profile] pne) wrote2003-02-14 03:18 pm
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Just saw this on /.

Two atoms are talking to each other, and one says,
"I think I've just lost an electron!"
"Are you certain?" the other replies.
"Yes! I'm positive!"