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Philip Newton ([personal profile] pne) wrote2008-04-18 07:13 am

What a terrible pun!

From a recent installment of Jokequeen:

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

It took me a second to re-read and understand, but then I snerked. Yay!

[identity profile] lnbw.livejournal.com 2008-04-18 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Kind of like: how do you spell "blind pig"?

Blnd pg. If it had two eyes, it wouldn't be blind!
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[identity profile] pne.livejournal.com 2008-04-18 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Along those lines - what do you call a blind deer?

No-eye deer.

What about one that's blind and has no legs?

Still no-eye deer.


(Probably works better in a non-rhotic dialect.)

[identity profile] nitaq.livejournal.com 2008-04-19 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
lol without your clue I wouldn't have understood the joke ... ;)
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[identity profile] pne.livejournal.com 2008-04-18 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, did you know that a long time ago, English only had three vowel letters?


That was before U and I were born.

[identity profile] ibneko.livejournal.com 2008-04-18 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's terrible...
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[personal profile] leighbug 2008-04-18 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, ::groan::!

[identity profile] opal1159.livejournal.com 2008-04-19 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
MCE
MCE
MCE
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[identity profile] pne.livejournal.com 2008-04-19 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha!

I probably wouldn't have gotten it but for the context of this entry. Good one, though.

...and thinking how that song continues, I'm reminded of:

C:\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN