From a recent installment of Jokequeen:
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
It took me a second to re-read and understand, but then I snerked. Yay!
Other options:
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Blnd pg. If it had two eyes, it wouldn't be blind!
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No-eye deer.
What about one that's blind and has no legs?
Still no-eye deer.
(Probably works better in a non-rhotic dialect.)
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That was before U and I were born.
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MCE
MCE
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I probably wouldn't have gotten it but for the context of this entry. Good one, though.
...and thinking how that song continues, I'm reminded of:
C:\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN