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From a recent installment of Jokequeen:

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

It took me a second to re-read and understand, but then I snerked. Yay!

Date: Friday, 18 April 2008 12:34 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lnbw.livejournal.com
Kind of like: how do you spell "blind pig"?

Blnd pg. If it had two eyes, it wouldn't be blind!

Date: Friday, 18 April 2008 13:06 (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] pne.livejournal.com
Along those lines - what do you call a blind deer?

No-eye deer.

What about one that's blind and has no legs?

Still no-eye deer.


(Probably works better in a non-rhotic dialect.)

Date: Saturday, 19 April 2008 11:30 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nitaq.livejournal.com
lol without your clue I wouldn't have understood the joke ... ;)

Date: Friday, 18 April 2008 13:06 (UTC)
ext_78: A picture of a plush animal. It looks a bit like a cross between a duck and a platypus. (Default)
From: [identity profile] pne.livejournal.com
Also, did you know that a long time ago, English only had three vowel letters?


That was before U and I were born.

Date: Friday, 18 April 2008 18:57 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ibneko.livejournal.com
Oh, that's terrible...

Date: Friday, 18 April 2008 17:37 (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] leighbug
Oh, ::groan::!

Date: Saturday, 19 April 2008 19:58 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] opal1159.livejournal.com
MCE
MCE
MCE

Date: Saturday, 19 April 2008 20:26 (UTC)
ext_78: A picture of a plush animal. It looks a bit like a cross between a duck and a platypus. (Default)
From: [identity profile] pne.livejournal.com
Hahaha!

I probably wouldn't have gotten it but for the context of this entry. Good one, though.

...and thinking how that song continues, I'm reminded of:

C:\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN

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