Dear smokers in my company

[pne]

Thank you for smoking in the cafeteria again this morning during the later part of the company breakfast in celebration of a couple of people's birthdays, thus making my clothes smell bad for the rest of the day.

I realise that due to the cold weather outside you couldn't have stepped out to the balcony (5 m away), nor waited the extra half hour until everyone's finished eating and talking. And I apologise for wanting to hang around and chat to co-workers rather than wolfing down a roll and leaving before your scheduled smoke.

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