The Emperor's New Clothes

[pne]

Stella bought some new clothes today.

She says she has a figure that she needn't hide, but most of her clothes are fairly baggy, so she bought some that are a bit more form-fitting.

My first impression, when she showed me a pair of jeans and a new top, was that she looked slimmer and taller in it.

But a bit later, while she was cooking food, I came into the kitchen, saw her from behind, and burst out laughing.