Whiskey Business At 30,000 Feet

Monday, 19 January 2026 14:30
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Drunk Guy: "You’re my seat buddy, huh? Heh, you look like a good listener."
Oh no. We take off. I put my headphones in, close my eyes. It doesn’t matter. He’s LOUD. He's talking to his friends across the aisle, talking at me, talking to himself…
Drunk Guy: "Can you believe this f****** country?! They wouldn’t let us in! They're sending us right the f*** back!"

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Getting Those Refund Blues

Monday, 19 January 2026 14:00
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Customer: "It's blue! It was supposed to be stainless steel, but it's blue!"
Me: "Hmm, this looks like a special order. Let me call the kitchens department to see what's going on."
I call them and tell them what's going on.
Kitchen's Department: "We don't even sell it in blue! What the customer says they have doesn't exist."

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Of Men and Men

Monday, 19 January 2026 13:52
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"Mankind learning to harness nuclear power, is like a mouse finally figuring out how to build a mousetrap. One cannot but admire the mouse's ingenuity, but the obvious question remains, do you really understand what you've built?" From the BBC audio drama Fukushima, which I have just re-listened to, today.

15 years after Fukushima, Japan prepares to restart the world's biggest nuclear plant (the Guardian) Tepco to postpone restart of Kashiwazaki-Kariwa nuclear reactor (Japan Times) Previously

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Monday, 19 January 2026 13:45
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My younger brother, the middle child, was fascinated by the refrigerator around age 2 or 3. He figured out a way to open the door, and loved putting random things in it. My mom was a 1st grade teacher (now retired) and we were hosting her annual End of the School Year party. A couple […]

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Free Health Care Does Not Mean Free Drugs

Monday, 19 January 2026 13:00
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Patient: "I don't want to wait any longer! IN AMERICA, I WOULD HAVE BEEN SEEN ALREADY!"
Doctor: "First of all, Canada is still America. Second of all, we had a car crash victim and a heart attack to deal with, so they took priority."

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Monday, 19 January 2026 12:45
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Crazy Customer Complaints. I run a bookshop. Some years ago a lady came into the shop wanting to return a book she had bought for her son. “Its’ not suitable for him.” (Mind you, she was the one who found and bought the book. I had barely seen her. ) She produced a very dark […]

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Monday, 19 January 2026 12:00
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(I was part of my old job’s Beta Test Team; not testing our OWN products, oh no. It was a group of one or two people from each department who would double-check any significant patch for the various software suites we use, before pushing it through to the whole work force and suddenly causing a […]

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Given all space and time, and all history and fiction, which offer of adventure would you be most likely to accept - and which one would you definitely decline? [personal profile] ffutures asked.

Well, I'm tempted to say "none, because I'm chicken and would rather read about those adventures than experience them". But that would be a boring answer, and there are some which don't carry the risk of dying of smallpox or being turned into a Cyberman, one presumes. So, let's see....

Fictional: To get the obvious out of the way first: assuming that I'd live in a universe with the Doctor in it for real (the only universe worth thinking about, according to the Master, who ought to know), and that I would not live in one of those eras where one can google at least asome appearances of his which ought to give me an inkling about the risk travelling with him involves... I think I'd say yes if 'Thirteen offered me a trip with the TARDIS. She's not my favourite Doctor, but she conveys trustworthiness if she wants to, and even if I did manage to look up her companions, thehir rate of not just survival but lack of heartbreak (Yaz always excepted) at the end of their travels with her is promising. Most of the other Doctors would in real life make me think "nah, you seem to be interesting and/or crazy, but I wouldn't trust you to bring me home again".

I would definitely say no to Gandalf. Especially if I were in Bilbo's position. Firstly, stagemanaging an intrusion by loads of uninvited guests is just rude, and secondly, no way you're getting me anywhere near a real life dragon to be torched. No thank you. And that's before we're talking about the travel conditions. I can't ride, and while I do like long hikes, taking these in eras where I could get eaten by trolls... no, really not. I'm just not Burglar material.

Real: If I was dared as Nellie Bly was to travel around the world in 80 Days a la Jules Verne, with a newspaper paying for it, absolutely, I would have tried my best.

Would not have joined: any expedition involving the Artic. I like snow in winter, and I also like to ski, but I like it with the perspective of afterwards returning my heated apartment and being able to take a luxurious long hot bath. Not from the perspective of someone looking for the North West Passage on a sailing boat in the 18th century or someone racing to the Pole in the 20th century. I like my limbs unfrozen and uneaten, thanks.


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AI-Powered Surveillance in Schools

Monday, 19 January 2026 12:02
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It all sounds pretty dystopian:

Inside a white stucco building in Southern California, video cameras compare faces of passersby against a facial recognition database. Behavioral analysis AI reviews the footage for signs of violent behavior. Behind a bathroom door, a smoke detector-shaped device captures audio, listening for sounds of distress. Outside, drones stand ready to be deployed and provide intel from above, and license plate readers from $8.5 billion surveillance behemoth Flock Safety ensure the cars entering and exiting the parking lot aren’t driven by criminals.

This isn’t a high-security government facility. It’s Beverly Hills High School.

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Monday, 19 January 2026 11:00
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*I work internal IT for a retail company. One day, I’m trying to help a user install some software and it keeps failing. I’ve rebooted the workstation several times, run several different updates including a script that runs gpupdate (group policy update), several deployment cycles from configuration manager among other things and still no luck. […]

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Monday 19/01/2026

Monday, 19 January 2026 10:01
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1) Sunshine!

2) Enjoying some heat to ease the tension in my back and shoulder muscles - I'll probably end up taking a nice hot shower this evening as well

3) A very delicious couscous salad for dinner

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A short tale of one time when I was a moron. The company I work for used to employ a man who is visualy impaired. For all intents and purposes he is blind. I have known the guy ever since I was in high school. I have no idea what his job duties were, but […]

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The Doctor Is Out…classed

Monday, 19 January 2026 10:00
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Customer: "That's DOCTOR [Name]!"
Clerk: "Sorry, doctor [Name], here is—"
Customer: "It says so clearly on the card.
Clerk: "Yes, sir. My apologies for not noticing it. Here is—"
Customer: "—I wish you would pay attention to the details.

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A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms - a GoT prequel set some considerable time before GoT, and has a 9.2 rating on IMDB so far (which mostly seems based on fans having loved the book and feeling the show hasn't fucked it up so far in ep 1). Anyway, it was mostly fine, but nothing spectacular. Sir Dunc is a hedge knight's squire who's trying to pass himself off as a knight at a tournament. He's dirt poor so it's all very homespun and common folky so far. Presumably the show's world will get more complex and interesting as we go on.
My main gripe was the shitting scene, to which my reaction was you've gotta be shitting me! Dunc has a projectile shit from a standing position (slightly bent forward), like one of his horses but with way more rearward velocity. Was it supposed to be "gritty reality"? Because no one shits standing up like that ffs, and if they did it'd for sure go all over their legs. Presumably there's nothing wrong with his legs so why the fuck not squat like a normal, limber young person? Stupid nonsense, which I can only assume was supposed to be humorous. I was not amused.

The Pitt - I'm not liking it quite as much as season 1 so far but that's probably me finding anything not HR a bit lacklustre. Very happy Dana the charge nurse is back and in fighting form, and am enjoying all the usual suspects. One major plot point is that Dr Robbie's about to go on sabbatical and is being replaced by a new female consultant with whom there's a lot of friction as they do things very differently. She's a fan of generative AI for note-writing, for example. I can see they wanted the drama of the clash, but did they have to make her uptight, rulebound, female and with a Muslim name? Sigh. I really hope the drama's not going to play out in as stereotypical a way as it's currently threatening to, but the writing was good last time, so they get the benefit of the doubt.

Landman season 2 is on Prime, and is excellent as always. Superb writing, great acting and characters. It's about a Texas oil industry guy who is 2IC to the company CEO, and who does all the hands-on practical management and troubleshooting, including dealing with the local drug runners, wells blowing, and workers getting injured etc. His wife and daughter at first glance seem complete rich dumb blonde stereotypes, but underneath that facade both are interesting and funny, and cunning in the ways of their people (mostly at manipulating men). I enjoy it.

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Monday, 19 January 2026 09:00
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I’m collecting a package and need to cross our mini-mall (about 12 stores). Nothing seems amiss, until I suddenly hear an older woman screaming. I turn around and see she uses a walker to walk. She is shouting at a man across the mini-mall, who uses a cane to walk. Woman: John! John! Where are […]

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3 Sentence Ficathon, part two

Monday, 19 January 2026 00:05
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See Part One here.

4. Babylon 5, G'Kar & Londo, post-canon, spoilers
any, the minimum amount of communication needed for a fix-it AU
Originally posted here

Slightly more than 3 sentences of overthinking )

5. Babylon 5, early season one
any, low-effort illustration of something important
Originally posted here

More than 3 sentences of ambassadorial bickering )

6. Murderbot, MB + Gurathin
any, "I adore floating." (Peggy Guggenheim)
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3 sentences for a change! )

7. Murderbot bookverse, MB + Mensah + Mensah's family
any, snowstorm
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350 words of fluff )

8. Murderbot, TV or bookverse, Bharadwaj
any, fossil footprints
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A lil Bharadwaj character study )

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Monday, 19 January 2026 08:39
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She would think upon this tangle

How very agreeable, thought Clorinda, to be back in Town at her own pretty little house in Mayfair. O, had been no ordeal to go visit her place in Shropshire, and see how that pleasant creature Caroline Kirkstall got on. Had been a little more tiresome to go to Qualling, where all was in an entire furore over the elections, between the county and Tapperbridge borough, that required the Duke and his family to put themselves about considerable in support of the Whig interest.

But quite the greatest surprize! There was Bella, became quite a competent aide-de-camp, so that the family had come about to agree that 'twas high time Essie took himself off to Nitherholme to be about electoral business there – fancied that between 'em Her Grace and Bella, with some assistance from Gillie and Steenie, might manage.

So Sallington, with, what one must concede was a look of relief, set off for Wepperell Larches, had promised to go support young Rondegate there for a few days, afore going to the family northern estate, only muttering somewhat about Fendersham, that had finally been shamed into returning to his own neighbouring estate rather than lingering about Town a very unwelcome guest of the Wallaces. Tedious fellow! And no Polly Fendersham, his stepmother, to oil the wheels.

All well there! And here she was, with certain matters she desired to put her hands to, back in her own place, even was it during the season of horrid heavy weather in Town. Beloved Leda in her arms. Contrivances already in motion –

Leda lifted her head to look upon Clorinda, remarked that, there was a frown that would have Sophy give her a scold! and kissed it away.

A little later they rose, and of course Sophy already had all in order for their morning toilette, and they went down to where there was every sign that breakfast was quite immediate forthcoming –

La, there was nothing like a fine breakfast from Euphemia’s kitchen!

Sure there were letters neatly piled on the silver tray atop her desk, but there was matter she should be getting under hand –

Oho, said Leda, reaching for a pikelet and buttering it, here is Lady B has her contriving face on!

Clorinda sighed. Why, this matter of those harpies and their very genteel drawing-room gaming-hell for ladies troubles me exceedingly. Even is there no cogging, 'tis put about that the play is high, and here you already have at least one lady fears she may come to ruin. Wish to have a plot in order – I find Lady Lucretia would entirely have the entrée, but I do not suppose she has any great knowledge of card-play –

Leda put down her coffee-cup. Perchance there is a Miss Leopoldina Harper comes to Town that you are giving a little polish – ?

Clorinda wrinkled her nose. I think not, my love. You have too much other business to be about at present – 'twould be constantly putting a wig on and off and darkening your eyebrows &C – furthermore, I would not permit a well-brought-up unmarried young lady under my chaperonage to attend one of those sabbats. 'Twould quite devastate her reputation. I am astonished Lady Iffling took her sister into that company – though at least she did not play. No, I must cogitate over this –

Leda made an amused snort. Perchance you might persuade young Mr Carter to masquerade? I daresay he learnt the same tricks as Mr Tommie Thorne displayed.

I do not, Clorinda sighed, feel that Flinders Carter, amiable young chap though he is, and doubtless a neat hand with the cards, has the discretion one would require even did he dress up elegant. Very like would burst forth with anecdotes about his Auntie Abby.

One sees that, said Leda, that had only just managed to forestall just such a revelation at one of Clorinda’s soirées. And very much not the set one would wish the intelligence that she is not married to a Russian nobleman at outs with the Tsar to get out among.

Clorinda nodded. But there are other matters I must have settled, first.

So, after she had looked through the letters to ensure that there was naught of immediate urgency, she desired Nick Jupp to drive her to the City.

There she had a useful convocation with Sebastian Knowles over the state of her business affairs – indeed there was nothing to hinder investment in new mining machinery! – and an exchange of family gossip – would not be sending the children to Ollifaunt Hall just yet, Bess and Tom say 'tis quite the bear-garden during the election –

He sighed and remarked that really, 'twas high time they took a little place out o’Town themselves – Highbury was all very well, but somewhere that was a little more of a rural retreat would be agreeable – on the railway –

Do I hear of anything of the like, will mention that you are interested.

She stood up, and they shook hands in farewell, for she did not wish to linger as had other business to be about.

Here was that sober and discreet edifice wherein Cyril Grigson conducted the affairs of Grilsinger and Grigson, that extended to the China Seas and made 'em quite fabulously wealthy.

Mr Grigson was quite entirely in to Lady Bexbury!

Greeted her very warmly, offered tea, that he prepared very ceremonious in the Chinese fashion, and over which they discoursed of indifferent matters while sipping at the tiny cups, afore finally coming to business.

She hoped he found his marriage satisfactory, and his father-in-law not too exiguous.

Grigson gave his small smile and said that Lady Lucretia was turning out quite to exceed expectations, from all one had heard of her sister Lady Iffling. Quite all one could wish. Lord Saythingport occasionally a little tiresome, but the present circumstance may give him a chance to recover somewhat from the expenses occasioned by the late Talshaw.

Clorinda drooped her eyelids, remarking that one had supposed a certain extravagance in that young man.

Grigson groaned. But, he went on, I am most prepossessed by Lord Peregrine – a sober young fellow with a promising head for business.

Very pleasing! But I come to you on something of a mission

He raised his eyebrows.

I have come to hear of a certain pair of ladies in Society that run quite the gaming-salon for ladies, that is give out, o, very genteel, they are very select in who is admitted, but I have some concerns that this is no matter of an innocent hand or so of cards to beguile the time.

One hears of such things.

The play is considerable high, that even if 'tis straight, gives one to wonder somewhat – the ladies in question are just within the bounds of respectability, not quite yet to be deemed adventuresses. And I apprehend that Lady Lucretia has the entrée, having been introduced there by Lady Iffling – rather improper, to my mind, but she did not play, at least – and I see there a device for investigation. But I would not, of course, propose that she should attend these occasions without I was assured you had no objections.

Grigson smiled broadly. Dear Lady Bexbury, do you have some plan to rout these vipers I am entirely happy for you to make my wife confederate. At present she find time hanging a little heavy – private ladies’ card-parties could surely meet with no objection –

Quite so!

They parted with exceeding good feeling and mutual understanding. La, in times bygone, thought Clorinda, would quite have encouraged a suit from the gentleman!

But 'twas back home and address herself to a matter that Sister Benedict – the quondam Mary Theresa O’Callaghan – wished her judgement upon. Here was Lady Wauderkell had been taking a most extensive retreat at the convent – desired make some recompense – had indited a collection of tales of the childhoods of certain saints, that she hoped might be published for the benefit of the good sisters – did dearest Lady Bexbury, with her literary judgement considered quite of the nicest, and Mr MacDonald, with his knowledge of publishing, think this feasible?

Rather against her will, Clorinda found herself prepossessed by the work – oh, somewhat sentimental, but, she must allow, that woman had ever had a certain fluent facility with her pen. Fancied it would appeal to more than the Romish audience – confided the Ladies Thea and Nora would entire relish it! –

Some means of tying up the business so that O’Neill could not get his hands on any profits must be found – lord, America was very vast and it was taking a deal of a while for the evidence of his previous marriage to come from Chicago! –

Hector brought in the card tray.

Clorinda blinked. Had not expected callers – why, Dodo Casimir, that she dared say lingered at Bexbury House while the Abertyldds went about electioneering at Hembleby – so she nodded to Hector to admit her.

Dodo, one perceived, was not about some mere social visit – seemed in a considerable fluster – Clorinda nonetheless asked the proper formal questions about the family – how Zipsie did – &C&C – while pouring tea and offering the sandwiches and cakes that Dodo scarcely looked at –

Here is Ollie goes get himself into trouble, she burst out – o, perchance is not yet quite in toils, but Pa writes that he is much about with an actress from Bess Ollifaunt’s theatre in Heggleton –

She put down her cup rather forcefully. Encroaching creature that has presumed upon acquaintance from being invited to the Raxdell House parties in her younger days –

La, said Clorinda, I apprehend 'tis young Rosalind Richardson, no, does she not call herself Dalrymple to avoid comparisons with her mother?

– 'tis all the Ferrabys’ fault – rather too democratic –

Indeed, thought Clorinda, remembering the children’s parties including the Roberts’ offspring and those of the de Cléraults and the Marshalls – but at least the parents were respectably married. But, she said, was not the Ferrabys – 'twas Milord – Lord Raxdell – moved by his antient friendship with Danvers Dalrymple to beg an invitation – said Danvers was very put about that his children did not seem to go to nice parties –

And of course he had no children of his own to worry about any establishing of interest! grumbled Dodo, but one saw her already mollified by the invocation of Milord, the glass of fashion and the mould of form, the entire arbiter of good ton among his set. She sighed. Sure Danvers is a more devoted father than many that have gone to church! Even so, we cannot like this for Ollie –

Clorinda with an inward groan said she would think upon this tangle.


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