Wanted: one housekeeper

Would one of you fancy coming over and cleaning up the house a bit?

It looks a bit of a mess since we had dishes and stuff left over from Sunday when we left to the hospital and we haven't been home for more than a bit of time at a stretch.

And now it'll all be up to me to clear up and wash dishes and do the laundry and stuff; things that I haven't done regularly for ages.