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(From the Wikipedia article)

Q: How many members of a given ethnic community does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Ten - one to hold the lightbulb and nine to behave in a fashion generally associated with a negative stereotype of that group.

*snorf*

Date: Wednesday, 2 June 2004 03:38 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marikochan.livejournal.com
Excellent!

Date: Wednesday, 2 June 2004 04:17 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timwi.livejournal.com
Q: How many LiveJournallers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Eleven - one to change the lightbulb, nine to rant and vent about it at length in their journal, and one to be different and post a joke about it in their journal. ;-)

Date: Wednesday, 2 June 2004 08:51 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bicoherent.livejournal.com
This rocks:

Q: How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Juan.

Date: Thursday, 3 June 2004 14:25 (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] tungol.livejournal.com
My favourite ethnic lightbulb joke:

Q: How many Mennonites does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Change?!?!

(I'm allowed to make Mennonite jokes because I have Mennonite background.)

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