Another Amyism: become

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Heard this morning: "And Jana becomes the bear spoon".

I found this one especially adorable because I know that this is a mistake I used to make, too.

In first grade, we used to have to write little stories about "what I did on the week-end", and I still remember being corrected after having written "I became my pocket money" once. (Fortunately, the teacher knew enough German to know where that came from.)